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Posted: Sun Aug 19, 2007 9:32 pm Post subject: You know you are in 2007 |
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1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.
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> 2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.
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> 3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of four.
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> 4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.
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> 5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don't have e-mail addresses.
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> 6. You go home after a long day at work and still answer the phone in a business manner.
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> 7. You make phone calls from home and accidentally dial "9" to get an outside line.
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> 8. You've sat at the same desk for four years and worked for three different companies.
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> 10. You learn about your redundancy on the 11 o'clock news.
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> 11. Your boss doesn't have the ability to do your job.
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> 12 You pull up in your own driveway and use your mobile phone to see if anyone is home to help you carry
in the groceries.
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> 13. Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of the screen.
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> 14. Leaving the house without your mobile phone, which you didn't have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of
> your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go and get it.
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> 15. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your coffee.
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> 16. You start tilting your head sideways to smile.
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> 17. You're reading this and nodding and laughing.
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> 18. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward this message.
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> 19. You are too busy to notice there was no number 9 on this list.
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> 20. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a number 9 on this list.
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> AND NOW YOU ARE LAUGHING AT YOURSELF. |
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